Seven Principles of 7ism

  1. Believe in Seven Gods (we are still working out which gods those are, so for now you get to choose you own!)
  2. Diet six days a week and splurge on the seventh day! (I recommend root beer floats!)
  3. Study the seven sacred books: Sutras of Buddha, Torah, Koran, Bible, Book of the Dead, Writings of Confucius and the Hitchhikers Guide the Galaxy)
  4. Relax/chill one day a week
  5. Live the grey/middle way
  6. Let go and live in the present (savor the current moment, then exhale and let it go)
  7. Donate seven percent to 7ism (note: 7ism is the only religion with a money-back guarantee)